It’s Finally Over! Hall & Oates Call Off the Courtroom Tour

Good news, blue-eyed soul fans — the epic “Lawsuit & Order” world tour has officially wrapped. Daryl Hall and John Oates, the legendary duo behind “Maneater” and “Rich Girl”, have ended their long-running legal squabble over Oates’ stake in their joint publishing company, Whole Oats Enterprises.

After months of legal harmonies and dissonant depositions, the matter has been settled privately through arbitration. Think of it like “One on One”, except with lawyers in bad suits instead of soulful hooks.

The Dispute in a Nutshell (or in this case, a Whole Oat)

The drama kicked off when Oates tried selling his share to Primary Wave Music — already a player in the Hall & Oates catalog. Hall, apparently channeling “Private Eyes”, wasn’t exactly thrilled and kept a close watch on the deal. Cue the legal back-and-forth that had fans wondering if they’d ever “Say It Isn’t So.”

Hall argued the timing was awful — clashing with a packed tour schedule. Oates insisted he was acting in the band’s best interest, likely humming “I Can’t Go for That” under his breath every time a lawyer called.

Curtain Call on the Legal Drama

In a Nashville court filing on August 12, 2025, Hall’s legal team confirmed the claims had been “adjudicated in arbitration” and the case would be voluntarily dismissed. Translation: “She’s Gone” — and so is the lawsuit.

The good news? No chairs were thrown, no platinum records were harmed, and both men walked away with their legacies intact. The bad news? We didn’t get a concept album called “Out of Court.”

What’s Next for the Dynamic Duo?

Now free to travel down separate creative highways — no need to hire Private Eyes to track each other — Hall & Oates can either reunite for a future tour or stay Out of Touch and enjoy the silence. Either way, fans can relax knowing this courtroom ballad wrapped up in something resembling harmony… or at least a groove close enough for jazz.

In the meantime, we can get back to life’s real debates — like which Hall & Oates song reigns supreme as the ultimate karaoke knockout. (I Can’t Go for That… unless someone nails Maneater.)

Until then, we can all go back to the important things — like arguing over which Hall & Oates song is the ultimate karaoke power move.